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Saturday, September 09, 2006

Reality Bytes / Bites ???

Friends, from the previous post I believe you would have understood / realised the compartment you are in, in the yaatra of life.
I have spoken about every compartment other than the 2 most important ones. The one-in-front, and the one at the back. Yes, the engine and the van guard. These two compartments are reserved for 2 special people in a girl's life. It is a paradox though... These two special people are the one who would have no option but to travel and travel alone in this yaatra.unlike you, they do not get the opportunity to switch compartments. They are employed full time :-)
Engine = Husband. Van guard = Lost Love.
Don't be mistaken, they do not get to drive the train (Girl's heart). Just like you they too are driven.
If you are still reading this and feeling sad instead of smiling at your (in)famous past, then you certainly need either dawa / dua / dhuaan / daarooooooooooooo..... Well lets reserve the topic for later.
Girls, don't feel offended, I have something coming your way too, The latest phenomenon in town, Discretization of Love !! Heard of it ?? No ?? Better watch out, guys are not naive either...

Ciao

Friday, September 08, 2006

Com'part'mentalization:

Com'part'mentalization:

Ever wondered how is that a girl has so many 'friends' in guys and how guys have just 1 and only girl in their life!!

Well that's possible because of a factor called compartmentalization. Girls are hard wired in their brain to compartmentalize their hearts right from their childhood. So, when life reaches a stage where guys start getting 'friendly', the nature kicks in. Some of the typical compartments manifest themselves as friend, colleague, best friend, childhood friend, boy friend, family friend, course mate, cab friend, etc., But there are lots of compartments which are unnamed, unclear.

Now guys, stop running to make reservations in the compartment of your choice!! You would not have to do that. The compartments are allocated in this journey of life with the girl. Some are lucky to find themselves in the choicest of the compartments, some need to adjust a bit; some really need to scramble for space in their respective compartments.

Don't worry about the allocations. Sometimes they are made in a hurry. Be certain, the allocations would change and one has to change compartments at the master's (sorry mistress's) will. People would be told/conveyed to disembark, and board on to another compartment. It's after all guys who want to travel and they need some compartment. There are loads of passengers in other compartments who are waitlisted and could potentially be allocated the choicest of compartments. So, tera number bhi aayega (you will get your chance:-)...

The yaatra (Journey) of life in these compartments is exciting, sometimes exacting and most of the times excruciating. So, if I could share some wisdom, it would be, start flying, have ever heard of speed dating????????

:-)

- Ciao