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Friday, September 08, 2006

Com'part'mentalization:

Com'part'mentalization:

Ever wondered how is that a girl has so many 'friends' in guys and how guys have just 1 and only girl in their life!!

Well that's possible because of a factor called compartmentalization. Girls are hard wired in their brain to compartmentalize their hearts right from their childhood. So, when life reaches a stage where guys start getting 'friendly', the nature kicks in. Some of the typical compartments manifest themselves as friend, colleague, best friend, childhood friend, boy friend, family friend, course mate, cab friend, etc., But there are lots of compartments which are unnamed, unclear.

Now guys, stop running to make reservations in the compartment of your choice!! You would not have to do that. The compartments are allocated in this journey of life with the girl. Some are lucky to find themselves in the choicest of the compartments, some need to adjust a bit; some really need to scramble for space in their respective compartments.

Don't worry about the allocations. Sometimes they are made in a hurry. Be certain, the allocations would change and one has to change compartments at the master's (sorry mistress's) will. People would be told/conveyed to disembark, and board on to another compartment. It's after all guys who want to travel and they need some compartment. There are loads of passengers in other compartments who are waitlisted and could potentially be allocated the choicest of compartments. So, tera number bhi aayega (you will get your chance:-)...

The yaatra (Journey) of life in these compartments is exciting, sometimes exacting and most of the times excruciating. So, if I could share some wisdom, it would be, start flying, have ever heard of speed dating????????

:-)

- Ciao

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Missed Call...

This is one funda which I have tried to decipher all along. I am sure all of you who have a girl friend would have Xperienced this, Missed calls... Have you ever wondered why ? Why is it that girls just give only missed calls to their boy friends ?

Who invented Telephone?
Ans: Alexander Graham bell

Wat were the first words spoken over Telephone ?
Ans: Mary had a little lamb.

Who invented Missed calls?
Ans: INDIAN Girl friends .... !!!!!!!!!

I am quite sure, when the concept of phone was invented and the service was provided, nobody ever envisioned Missed calls. But as always our girl friends are always very creative and innovative. They invented the concept of missed calls. Some interesting instances, 1 ring - 'Call me back', 2 ring ring - I have left the house and am on the way to the ice cream parlour 3 ring ring ring, Where are you????

And I always believed... ''a ringing phone always needs to be answered???'' ...

Got a missed call ever?...Go get it...